Oh, my parents shouldn't have left me in charge, I'm gonna pee on her

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

- I want you, get undressed! - I already gave it to you, dad

Yeah, I don't wear underwear at home. That's no reason for my stepdad to get between my legs

The guy told me to fuck off, but fine, I've already found someone to fuck me

I should fuck and cum you first, then hire you

- Shocker, my stepdad asked me for a blowjob! - I'll fuck you, you're 18 years old

Offered sex and she said yes - didn't expect the sister to be a giver

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Naked girl on my couch, and she should be on my dick, I'm gonna put it in her

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

Hey, I was asleep and you started sucking me off. I was fucked, but I fucked my sister

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out

What are you saying, you've never sucked a dick? Here's your father's dick, learn

I offered sex for fun, and she showed me her tits and wanted to suck me off

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now