Before I can sleep, you're already jerking off on my ass! Do you want to fuck me?

Oh, my parents shouldn't have left me in charge, I'm gonna pee on her

- I want you, get undressed! - I already gave it to you, dad

Yeah, I don't wear underwear at home. That's no reason for my stepdad to get between my legs

Offered sex and she said yes - didn't expect the sister to be a giver

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

I should fuck and cum you first, then hire you

- Shocker, my stepdad asked me for a blowjob! - I'll fuck you, you're 18 years old

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

Hey, I was asleep and you started sucking me off. I was fucked, but I fucked my sister

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

Naked girl on my couch, and she should be on my dick, I'm gonna put it in her

The guy told me to fuck off, but fine, I've already found someone to fuck me

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

I offered sex for fun, and she showed me her tits and wanted to suck me off